Modern medicine dictates that all you have to do is stop exercising, stay out of the sun, stop eating meat and dairy, never talk to anyone, and be reclusive. It's all to keep you a customer so they can sell you cheaply made soy burgers, oat milk, sunscreen, and big pharma drugs.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
